Air-Biscuit

An air-biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.

Lee loves to spraff for air-biscuits.

Air-Biscuit by sangajin January 10, 2007

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air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

air biscuit by G-Dog April 6, 2005

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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.

Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.

Air Biscuit by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009

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air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

air biscuit by CyberDruid February 11, 2006