ailurophobia

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

Alburz

An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.

Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.

To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.

Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?

Girl two: No, what happened?

Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!

by HarryJesuPotter January 23, 2009

ailurophagy

The consumption of cats or kittens. One who ingages in such activity may be known as an ailurophage.

Some cultures consider ailurophagy a taboo, as cats are considered pets.

by Ailurophage November 28, 2007

ailurophagia

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

by David M-C February 23, 2008

AlBurns

An individual who is known for the poor imitations of other individuals who have rhythm and can dance.

See other entry: badonkadork

"Only an AlBurns would try that in front of THIS crowd."

by Mossguy August 16, 2006

alburtus

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.

This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.

by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014

ailurophasia

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023