AHEM 

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

AHEM by Dr Dock December 2, 2003

AHEM 

horny

Barry I'm feeling very ahem!!

AHEM by safrah February 3, 2003

AHEM 

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

AHEM by howie November 30, 2003

ahem 

Verb: To download electronic media, such as an episode of a television show, via illegal or marginally legal means. Most often used in context with BitTorrent.

"Did you see Supernatural last night?"

"No, my TiVo's still on the fritz, so I'll have to ahem it later."

ahem by Enkogneatoh January 9, 2009

Ahem 

It's a texting expression similar to coughing when people are spinning tales

Jon: U know yesterday I won a coupon from Domino's for 2 pizzas

Kim: Ahem

Ahem by Gommalakka February 28, 2022

*Ahem* 

*ahem*

"*ahem* oh, sorry! Just had to clear my thro- SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED TYPING AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION!!"

*Ahem* by (no homo) sapien August 18, 2019

Phlegm-Ahem 

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

Phlegm-Ahem by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008