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Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.
text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x
by fluorescent June 22, 2009
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agoraphobitarian

Someone who only eats foods that can be acquired without going outside. Literally, the diet of an agoraphobe.
Why is your fridge always empty? Get some food in for dinner!

No can do, I'm feeling like agoraphobitarian cuisine tonight, it'll have to be left overs or takeaway
by dekushrub August 7, 2017
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Agorafomo

The paradox of simultaneously not wanting to miss out on having fun with friends, while being filled with an intense dread of venturing into the outside world and interacting with humans
Dude, Sally and Rosie are going out tonight, and I don’t wanna miss out, but I just fucking hate people. I’ve got such agorafomo rn
by fluxulf May 3, 2018
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Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).
Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010
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agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus
im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!
by lora! April 21, 2004
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agoraphobic

technically a phobia that makes a person fear being outside of their known environment, usually brought on by traumatic distress.This is the most incomprehensible of all psychological illnesses. These are the lunatics that are afraid to leave their house, and when they finally try, they end up getting killed in some misfortunate incident. Which makes one wonder if living in fear may actually invite disaster?
Hey,I heard that agoraphobic got dicapitated in a motor vehicle accident last month!
by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008
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Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!
Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!
by ShuBaby October 15, 2017
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