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Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.
by tpatora October 12, 2009
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afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen
by jack6128 May 24, 2011
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Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.
by Charles Yim October 19, 2010
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aftergirth

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.
I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!
by psychodelick December 14, 2013
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Afterworld

The afterworld is a world of never ending happiness, where you can always see the sun, day or night; as defined by Prince in his 1984 song "Let's Go Crazy" from the album Purple Rain. Used to reference either "a mighty long time" or wherever you go after your life. The "mighty long time" meaning is also in reference to the song. If you are on your way to the afterworld, you are living, and according to the song, that takes a mighty long time.
"Gee golly, John, this queue is taking a while!" "It sure is! Almost as if we're on the way to the afterworld."
by estheranza January 27, 2021
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brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.
That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.
by Zebora September 21, 2017
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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