This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
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One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
by Brainstorm April 5, 2009
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by crc1 April 19, 2006
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March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster
Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.
Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.
by yes2research March 20, 2011
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by Blankford1 December 7, 2013
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Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
by Zeval April 7, 2020
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Jim: Who had toco bell?!?
Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.
Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!
THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.
Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.
Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!
THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.
by Bearret9 July 28, 2014
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