affluenza

A legal defense to avoid the consequences of one's own actions. Some one who suffers from affluenza believes wealth allows them to get away with anything.

He suffered from affluenza, excessive affluence that made him think he could pay for any problem to go away.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013

Who's the Affleck now?

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

by microsleeper October 13, 2011

stingray affliction

When somebody is always acting tough and talking shit, but when they fight they get the shit kicked out of them.

Also a song by the PHC band Issues, describing said affliction.

"Mike suffers from the stingray affliction. He said he could beat the shit out of Brad, but instead Brad broke 3 of his ribs."

by Shawn WC May 15, 2014

sexually afflicted

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.

someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.

by el fartismo November 25, 2013

Maddiie affect

The Maddiie effect is where if you hang out with maddiie for too long you do 1. Drugs 2. Be bitchy 3. Wanna die 4. Think toxic is normal.

Damn you got fucked up by the MADDIIE AFFECT

by Xxmaddiielover69xX February 26, 2023

The Amity Affliction

The Amity Affliction is an Australian post-hardcore band formed in 2002. The band's current line-up is Joel Birch (lead vocals), Ahren Stringer (bass, clean vocals), Ryan Burt (drums), Troy Brady (guitar) and Imran Siddiqi (guitar). They have released two studio albums, Severed Ties released in 2008 and Youngbloods in 2010, which debuted at number 6 on the ARIA Charts, two EPs and a handful of demos. The Amity Affliction formed in Gympie, a South-East Queensland town. The band was named for a close friend of the band, who died in a car accident at the age of 17. 'Amity' referred to the friendship and 'Affliction' was to indicate the struggle which dealing with the death caused the band members. The death of the friend was the catalyst for the formation of the band, and prior to being named The Amity Affliction they were named Left Lane Ends. All together this band is just purely amazing, this may sound crazy to some.. But they helped save and changed my life. I'm in love with them. Expecially Ahren Stinger. I love them and Im proud to say that their Austalian owned. Rock on Amity!

Person 1: "Did you just hear that band? Who are they?!"

Person 2: " The Amity Affliction! :P"
Person 1: " Their AMAZINGG!

by MaddyLionRawr June 20, 2012

Nozzle Affect

The result of explosive diarrhea unleashed at the most unpropitious time during anal intercourse. The receiver would vent the liquified contents of their bowels at the moment of the giver's contact. Mechanically this would be the equivalent of a garden hose nozzle in the light mist setting. The end result would be a spray of viscous feces in a circular pattern around the point of origin.

Joe didn't want to be someone's bitch when he went to prison. So, he loaded up on the chili before his sentencing. When put in the situation to receive anal sex Joe waited for just the right moment to give that bastard the nozzle affect.

by John Pappalbahn August 3, 2013