Aeden

A person with a small dwarf sized dick.

Jane: I had the worst lay of my life last night!
Mary: Why? What was the problem?
Jane: He was an Aeden
Mary: Oh man, that totally sucks!

by madremonstar July 1, 2011

Aeden

A brown keed who exceeds in sucking of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. No one knows if he is muslim or Christian because he prays 69 times a day.

Aeden is gey

by spedkeed November 12, 2020

Aeden

A person who brags acts like he is good at sports even though he knows he really sucks at them. Aeden usually has a very small size penis. Aeden is also a really scrawny and weak kind of person.

Aeden pull your pants down oh my God Aeden you have a tiny ass dick

by Strikerboss25 March 28, 2019

Aeden

A middle aged man who likes sucking sheep dick

Did you see that gigantic sheep dick aeden just gave head to?

by Boterhammie November 22, 2021

Aeden

There's a good chance this guy has AIDS so be careful if you intend to do anything with him. Wear a condom, gotta stay strapped

Girl 1: Damn I wanna fuck Aeden
Girl 2: Are you stupid, he has AIDS
Girl 1: Oops, that could have been a costly mistake...

by SorryAedenMadeAGmailForThisXD November 23, 2021

Aeden Montalvo

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

Aeden Langston

Best boy you'll ever meet. Has a Genshin addiction, but I'm sure he'll bring out his Kokomi for you.

Aeden Langston is the coolest of cool.

by floyo <3 February 9, 2022