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Astarte

The ancient Phoenician name of the godess of fertility known in English as Easter.
Astarte is also known in various cultures as Astarat, Astoreth, Ishtar, Vishnu, Venus, and Inanna.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002
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asstar

A sticky turd remnant left on your asshole. Also known as shoe polish.
I had asstar so bad all I could do was take a shower to get clean.
by EdFrie January 8, 2009
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Astaroth

Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.

Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".
I would not like to meet Astaroth and his legions in a dark alley.
by Someone December 21, 2003
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