Porn address

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.

Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.

by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Premail Address

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.

i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.

by likeomgsara March 20, 2009

analyze, assess, address

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023

ip address

Internet Protocol Address.

The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.

I got his ip address, found out where he lived, went to his house and killed him.

by larstait October 13, 2003

Mac Address

The hardware address of a device connected to a shared
network medium. Also called a Media Access Control.

When i was trying to connect to the network, the network kicked me out because i didnt give it my mac address

by Ozzman86 November 7, 2005

IP Address

Something that everyone on the internet knows about you and shows in a 10 second shitpost status while a dancing Shrek, an anime girl pointing a gun at the screen, a politician or fucking anything is seen in the background.

"clicks on Shitpost Status video"

- Why the fuck are Tom and Jerry twerking?! And what the hell is my IP address doing here?

by 4chanPostAboutVaporeon October 31, 2021

the gettysburg address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln read this in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.

The Gettysburg Address was an important speech.

by I have the flu January 24, 2018