Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

by jadiepower s January 3, 2016

Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

by The Dastard December 23, 2004

Accomodator

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex

Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?

by JubboOO April 19, 2005

Accommodate

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).

"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"

by Summers May 21, 2007

Accommodate

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.

Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.

by Christian Rice January 15, 2009