reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Fat Acceptance Movement

The only movement with no movement

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.

by TheContentiousAsshole October 24, 2022

Acceptance

This is the stage of grief where you experience death, whether from Life, a relationship, a job, a dream, etc. The stage of acceptance is where there is no ill will toward anyone. No regrets. No sadness. No desperation. You have accepted the fact that all that has come before this moment was there to teach you something. To propel you forward. It is all good.

This is the final countdown. I hear the guitars strumming. I am in total acceptance.

by #whileyoucan February 28, 2015

accenture

Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.

That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.

by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.

Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Challenge Accepted

A saying that shall be used in a situation where someone or something says a definite statement you disagree with.

Teacher: This cannot be done the night before.
Student: Challenge Accepted.

Box of forks: UNBREAKABLE FORKS
User of forks: Challenge Accepted.

by Hebegebees January 22, 2011