Social abseiling

The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)

Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .

by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019

Abseiling

The sex act of wanking yourself off while fingering your asshole.

Hey bro, where's Phil?

He's at home abseiling again.
That cunts fucked, let's go surfing!

by boshev February 10, 2018

Tangled abseiler

When you do a good job and enjoy a bit of playful self accomplishment . A tangled abseiler is when you would whack one out whilst patting yourself on the back… looking like a tangled up abseiler whilst attempting.

I changed the hinges on my bedroom door whilst having no carpentry skills… a tangled abseiler is on the cards for handy work.

by Elmafudd87 May 9, 2025