aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.

Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.

by bilcifer September 22, 2009

Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.

Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

by niqht June 11, 2018

Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.

He was half-aborted looking

by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015

partially aborted fetus

When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.

"Mommy's decision to go through with her partially aborted fetus cost lil' Timmy an arm and a leg."

by InappropriateNoodle January 12, 2018