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Tea-aboo

Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.

Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.

Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.

Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.

While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
by tea-aboo June 24, 2021
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aboo abaa

A saying that turns pat on and makes him hard n happy
me.."Hey pat! aboo abaa"

pat.."Wow that cheered me up, it's like being back in third year...i think i got a stiffy!"
by Eddie Ritchie May 7, 2008
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aboose

Dino: come here imma spank that corner out of ya
Hugo: aboose!
by smthcuteowo March 13, 2020
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aboose

a word used to describe someone or something to be extremely cute or adorable. This is usually used in context with a cute guy/girl, or a couple.
1omg, facundo is so aboose
2did you see manny and leAnne today? they looked so aboose
3Aww, that's aboose
by Cundawg July 28, 2008
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aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."
by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018
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aboosive muffin

An amazing person that has the best girlfriend and has a great personality. Also is good at everything he dose.
Robert is such an aboosive muffin.
by Best boyfriend 😂😂 April 2, 2017
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aboo

A suffix used to denote a person of a certain culture or people group who has an unhealthy obsession with the cultures, customs, language, or military hardware of another people group.
by SKANP November 8, 2022
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