Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Brewing a Bubbler

That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.

I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.

I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.

I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

Brewing a Stew

When you are gassy or eating something that has / will make you fart.

I'm brewing a stew!

by heavy_debbie October 18, 2010

Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet

“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”

by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011