Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.

“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.

a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020

Covid-19 Is a Wicked Problem

When no superpower or developed country alone is able or capable of solving the global coronavirus crisis, whose solution requires the knowhow of both friendly and unfriendly nations.

With Beijing’s initial cover-ups and President Trump’s recurring lies and conspiracies on the coronavirus while in office, the world, which recognizes that Covid-19 is a wicked problem, is skeptical that these two superpowers could put aside their differences to fight the pandemic.

by MathPlus February 6, 2021

lose a wicket

To have to urinate during a drinking session.

Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.

You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.

1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"

2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"

3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"

by whitty January 27, 2005

tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006