Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

pulled a tristan

When you say someone's name and start rhyming that name with other words

Person 1: Hey Tristan
Person 2: Hey Jack, Black, Gack, Sack, you have a hunchback, I'll make your ass bounce back
Person 1: Oh, Pulled a tristan

by ac 130 inbound May 13, 2020

Pulling a Tristan

when a friend tells your crush that you like them, without your permission

Crush: Alex told me you like me...
You: Dammit, Alex pulled a Tristan on me!
l.a.t.e.r
You: Why'd you tell my crush that I like her?
Alex: She was asking, sorry for pulling a Tristan man...

by I.hate.everyone November 17, 2019

National hug a tristan day!

This is a national day in which you hug everyone named Tristan

Hey I’m going to hug tristan because it is National hug a tristan day!

by Big pp individual. January 23, 2022

Doing a Tristan

Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."

Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."

by Arnasam June 24, 2010

Hug a Tristan Day

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

by Highly Reliable Source January 21, 2023

Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants

Over trusting a fart can be very messy.

by Spacey69 January 17, 2023