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talking like a tool 

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

He's a tool 

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
He's a tool by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023

Cool as a tool 

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.
Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

a garden tool 

A Hoe , A Bitch who is messing with other people men when she got her own
she Keeps messing with my man when she has her own, she’s such a garden tool.
a garden tool by The defines March 11, 2018

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden
Ur suach A real tool
A real tool by Smart mf March 11, 2021

building a shed over a dead tool 

a pot belly of an older gentleman
"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"