Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

recieving a tomato

the act of revieving a hickey below the neck;)

OH MY GOODNESS , you JUST RECIEVIED A TOMATO:o
ahhhh ye boii;)

i like recieving a tomato.

by moe'niqwa September 11, 2010

pulling a Tomas

Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.

-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.

by Wowowowombats April 20, 2019

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

eating a dirty tomato

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

by Swords! November 26, 2009

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

by RangerZak March 27, 2011