That one bird bitch on the bridge that randomly tells you his dad left and doesn’t shut up about pigeons
by Morher April 14, 2021

the ADHD kid in your class who makes you all laugh everyday. He usually comes into school wearing his PJs. He dosent care about his academics either.
Teacher B.
TIMMY! STOP TWERKING ON TOP OF THE DESK AND SIT IN YOUR CHAIR!!
Timmy:
NAH...*continues twerking*
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Student 1: omg remember that time in fifth grade when Timmy took his pants off and started sprinting around the school?
Student 2: Oh yeah! All the teachers were chasing him around for like 15 minutes until Timmy got spotted trying to hide in a trash can.
Student 1: good times...
Student 2: oh wait! there he is now!
*highschool age timmy is sprinting down the hallway in a creeper costume screaming random s**
*he accidentally rams into popular girl makenna*
Makenna: DAMMIT TIMMY!!!
TIMMY! STOP TWERKING ON TOP OF THE DESK AND SIT IN YOUR CHAIR!!
Timmy:
NAH...*continues twerking*
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Student 1: omg remember that time in fifth grade when Timmy took his pants off and started sprinting around the school?
Student 2: Oh yeah! All the teachers were chasing him around for like 15 minutes until Timmy got spotted trying to hide in a trash can.
Student 1: good times...
Student 2: oh wait! there he is now!
*highschool age timmy is sprinting down the hallway in a creeper costume screaming random s**
*he accidentally rams into popular girl makenna*
Makenna: DAMMIT TIMMY!!!
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A chain of Canadian coffee shops that sport the name of hockey legend, Tim Horton. Found all over Canada, Tim Horton restaurants are best known for their coffee and small whole doughnuts called, Timbits.
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