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A dude that thinks he can bang any chic on the planet, and when they turn him down he just resorts to chickens.
Hey girl, let me check your oil with my dipstick...(Girl)-FUCK YOU. (Guy)-Thats cool, I heard chickens are half off at the farmers market today.
a playa by Anonymous October 21, 2003
A true Playa is a honest man. Just hasn't met the right woman yet, though is searching but involved with few woman. Women know a Playa and make the man even more of a Playa.
He wasn't trying to be a Playa, it just happens.
A Playa by RoyalTime24 September 8, 2022

holla at a playa 

Holla at a playa when you see me on the street.
Holla at a playa when I'm walkin' on my feet.
Holla at a playa when I ain't in my car.
Holla at a playa when I ain't buyin' at the bar.
holla at a playa by Nick D February 11, 2003

vamos a la playa

vamos a la playa means lets go to the beach. it is commonly used for no reason.
*shopper in store*
Do you guys sell Plywood?
*salesman*
Vamos a la playa!!




My doctor said I have testicular cancer.

VAMOS A LA PLAYA!

Play a record 

Said to shut someone up after they've said something really stupid.

Originated from The Ricky Gervais Show with Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant. After Karl has said something ridiculous they'll play a song to shut him up.
Ex 1:
Karl: There is a spa in Ohio run by monkeys and they're worried that people will take it away from them.

Ricky: Play a record! There is something wrong with you. You are educationally subnormal.

Ex 2:
Person 1: Did you hear Megan gave birth to dog?
Person 2: How can she do that? Megan is a human.
Person 1: I don't know but I saw it on the news.
Person 2: Play a record. You are an idiot
Play a record by bustedup June 12, 2012

I Wanna Play A Game 

The last words you want to hear when you wake up in an abandoned building shackled to something that looks like it could do bodily harm.
Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I definitely know you. I wanna play a game.
I Wanna Play A Game by kornography November 24, 2010