7 smoke's a day challenge

7 smoke's a day challenge : is the new challenge you might see promoted somewhere. It's when you have, 1 smoke for breakfast, 1 for morning tea, 1 for lunch, 1 for afternoon tea, 1 for dinner, and 2 for supper (to get you through the night)

If you come across any information on the 7 smoke's a day challenge please share it

by Bryn Benn April 18, 2020

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National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

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Let's call it a day

To stop doing something at the present.

A: "How much more work do we have for tonight?"
B: "I think we finished everything for the day."
A: "Good. Let's call it a day then."

by BlackPohatu December 16, 2016

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Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

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Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009