Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.

We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006

tow a wicked cable

To go number 2

See also drop a deuce

I'm gonna go tow a wicked cable buddy.

by kennah October 3, 2004