a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second
Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"
by JR07 November 11, 2012
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"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
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"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."
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Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.
Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.
"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"
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