A Landen

A faggot that is go gay it's faggetry level is in overdrive and there's no going back.

you see what that queer did to me?! What a Landen

by Ilovethemtigolbitties July 28, 2016

a london

a hoe or a slut that sends nudes to everyone and everything

person: bro don't fuck with her she's a london, she'll send nudes to your damn dog!

by jsianwbdejaisbsn September 3, 2016

Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023

pulled a lindon

when you do something an annoying lindoning person would do or if a tasteless, unfunny cunt is ended or dragged

BriarGuy: I took a shit so big I clogged the toilet
Dicki: OMG you pulled a lindon

by StupidlySexyBriarGuy May 10, 2025

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011