cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017

Cruise-A-Virus

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.

(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"

by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 16, 2023

snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

cruisin for a bruisin

Refers to an individual who is on the path to physical harm, often leading to bruising. Often times this individual may have no idea that harm is imminent. The harm is usually initiated by the future vicitm of that harm, and is often deserved. Feelings of extreme gratification can be felt for the individual inflicting the bruising.

My little brother stole my yankee cap twice yesterday. I told him that he was cruisin for a bruisin. Today he stole it again and I fed it to him. He's still crying but man did it feel good.

by Izzy1979 August 24, 2006

Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009