zygote

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.

by JiM July 21, 2003

Zygote

When you want the smallest amount of a drink or food

Want a shot?!

-yeah but only a zygote, I have to drive.

by Queenmarmar March 1, 2020

Zygote

1. A person who is new to learning about the gay community.
2. A person who is getting correct information about homosexuality and gay people for the first time in their life.

Zac is a zygote so we must be patient with his frequent questions and help dispel his misconceptions about gay people.

by HetHakaisha April 19, 2024

Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

“You’re a baobab”
“Fuck off zygote man”

by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019

Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.

My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.

by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010

Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."

Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.

by Prosser August 28, 2007

Zygote Killer

Quite literally an abortionist

lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok

or

guy1: What do you want to be when you grow up?
guy2: A ZYGOTE KILLER!
guy3: Nice.

by Lindsayhahahahhahaha July 29, 2008