Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

zoophyte

in between a plant and an animal.

a sea sponge, or cotton was once thought to be a zoophyte.

by Matt Franchuk November 1, 2013

Zoophile

A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...

Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃

by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zoophile

A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 14, 2021

Zoophile

Anyone who has sexual/romantic attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”

by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zooper Dooper

A long freeze at home icy-pole that comes in a range of awesome flavours, and are the best on a hot summers day. Fairy floss, cola, bubble gum, etc. Awesome!

Dude 1: What have you got there?
Dude 2: A Zooper Dooper
Dude 1: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get your own, theres a massive packet in the freezer

by jpp88 November 6, 2009