zoolander

By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-Derek Zoolander

by steven August 17, 2004

zoolander

Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)

"So I became...bulemic"
Pause
"You can read minds?"

by Blue Steel December 31, 2004

zoolander

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.

Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.

by Clean Freak November 1, 2003

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb December 9, 2008

zoolander

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".

by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb April 8, 2008

Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos

Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.

by Rick James IV May 1, 2015