zoolander

Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)

"So I became...bulemic"
Pause
"You can read minds?"

by Blue Steel December 31, 2004

zoolander

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.

Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.

by Clean Freak November 1, 2003

zoolander

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".

by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".

by smart sob July 16, 2008

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016