zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

by tlinget October 13, 2009

Zombeaner

A mexican zombie.

No Jose filipe Rodriguez, get away from my brains you zombeaner.

by Jesus Rulez February 18, 2010

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008

Zamboner

A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.

I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.

by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022

Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003