Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010

Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling March 13, 2011

Baked Ziti

To get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.

Yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.

by Ziti Master December 29, 2009

Baked Ziti

The culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: AKA "the munchies", that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. This coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn't present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. Baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.

This baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. It's like a never-ending orgasm in my mouth.

by ChiztheWiz January 24, 2011

a box of ziti

a delicious pasta dish

Yo ma!, where da fuk is the Ziti!

by puddin' tane September 25, 2006

45 boxes of ziti

On the Sopranos, quoted by Christopher and Pauly after a card game.
I think it is $1000
Christopher said, “he’s into us 45 boxes of ziti”

Christopher said, “he’s into us 45 boxes of ziti”

by tamtam65 August 29, 2021

baked ziti

Big titties, large breasts, gargantuan knockers.

Damn ho, you got some baked ziti's!

by Mr. Skeeter March 22, 2005