Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

Zinkey

Someone who stinks like shit or tzatziki and smells like they haven't showered/shaved in years

Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki

Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism

Guy3: What a massive Zinkey

by Johnrossidisreekslikecheesydik December 23, 2018

zoinkerblop

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"

"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"

by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021