Zerkin

Zerkin/Zerkin Off is a slang term used by Twitch streamer Jerma985, in place of "Jerkin off" meaning to masturbate

Chat: You gotta bottle of lotion, are you zerkin off? I know you're zerkin off...

by allamericangirl June 20, 2022

zarking

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

by AlanH April 12, 2006

Zorking

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

by Bupv July 21, 2017

zorking

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.

by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017

zeeking it

the ability to get hit and keep making sauce

Person 1: Bro! I just zeeked it!
Person 2: What’s zeeking it?
Person 1: It’s when you get hit but keep making sauce
Person 2: what

by georgespeorges November 11, 2019

Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008

zerging

In MMORPGs, it is also the term of a person creating accounts solely for game-breaking purposes.

E.G: In Urban Dead, people create alts (zerging) for the sole purpose of breaking down barriers, then logging on as their main character and killing everyone inside.

by OLOL January 25, 2007