Oh really Zeus

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.

*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!

by juniorman June 2, 2015

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Zesus

The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*

by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

hitting it like zeus

To bang anything and everything in sight

Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.

by commander Seamus October 14, 2014

zeus noose

your masturbaiting hand/s.

guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)

by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010