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A woke person who zeek for knowledge and skills.
Q:ARE YOU A ZEEKER?
A:YES I AM A ZEEKER!

Q:WHO ARE YOU?
A:I AM A MOTHERFUCKING ZEEKER!

Q:DO YOU KNOW ZEEKER?
A:YES IM USING ZEEKER, IM FROM THE FUTURE.
ZEEKER by theoneandabove September 26, 2018
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I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor
Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016
A Poker term describing when you lose in a hand of Poker after being ahead.
When the Dealer turned over the last card it gave my opponent a winning flush hand, which zeked my straight that was winning
Zeked by Peterj May 28, 2015

zeked out 

The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.

The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.
I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.

Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!
When you're playing a competitive multiplayer game, and it seems like the entire opposing team jumps you all at once.
I was playing CS:GO and the entire team shot me up at the same time! WTF!? I just got zeezed!
Zeezed by Khaaat November 8, 2020
Zeekers are always right.

A Zeeker should be respected by all non-Zeekers.

A Zeeker is one who zeeks.

What the art of zeeking is, is at this time unknown.

A Zeeker must first pass the 5 Trials of Zeek.

What these trials are is unknown, the Zeekers have to decide what the hell zeeking is first, don't rush them.
-*zeeks*
-"Those are some bad-ass Zeekers right ther'!"

-"Keep zeeking, yo."

-"You can't test my zeekage. Don't try. I said don't. Stop trying, yo!"
Zeekers by Zeeker October 9, 2006