zipsterology

The study and application of information attained through watching youtube videos and stickam chat sessions created by the user Zipster08.

You can apply your knowledge of zipsterology to many of life's problems.

by Matt Goldblatt February 17, 2007

zasterbation

Term meaning to enlarge.

"I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday"

"i love zasterbation"

by Molllie March 9, 2009

Zipster

Any person who favors zip-up hoodies over pullover hoodies.

Guy 1: I'd wear zip-up hoodies over pullovers anyday. They don't mess up my hair.

Guy 2: DUDE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS DRIVE-THRU FOR 15 MINUTES, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THOSE FUCKING HOODIES AND TELL THE UNDERPAID LOSER WHO WORKS HERE WHAT KIND OF GREASY MEAL YOU WOULD LIKE? YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ZIPSTER.

Guy 1: ...are you jealous of my zipper?

Guy 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

by thelm64 May 6, 2011

zipsterology

The study and application of information attained through watching youtube videos and stickam chat sessions created by Zipster08.

You can apply your knowledge of zipsterology to many of life's problems.

by Matt5413 December 9, 2008

Zipster

Slang for an asian hipster. Slanty eyes, thick glasses, fixie bike, messenger bag, sleeve tats, and an interest in the community bike kitchen and/or community garden. Will jock you out about their latest conscious hip-hop/dubstep record. Despite these revolting characteristics they may be able to help you with your bio homework.

I was over at the bike kitchen and all these zipsters rolled up on their fixie bikes.

by thecarrotmayng February 9, 2012

zaster

someone who is incapable of getting better at anything; at a loss; can't improve

Hey, you get anywhere on that essay?
Nah dude being a zaster right now!

by kakakachow April 8, 2017

Zastera

Zastera is a strong last name. everyone with this name is strong willed and has a short temper. we are kind and loving in hard times

Wow that man must be a Zastera

by chicken.nuggets1 May 18, 2018