ZJ

noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.

I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.

ZJ by Trav_outa_Jasper January 25, 2013

A blowjob from a big-booty temptress named Mark Z.

“Mark gave me a hell of a ZJ last night. Drove me crazy.”

ZJ by Jfern88 March 15, 2023

1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
-or-
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.

I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.

when a black woman and a white woman interlock hands to look like zebra stripes and then proceed to double team HJ your cock.

hey bro, sha' quonda and Tami-Lynn are coming over tonight, if i play my cards right i am definitely getting a ZJ!

ZJ by Not-B-Rad March 5, 2014

getin blown while being completely stoned

ZJ by MAT BEEZY(ZON) August 27, 2007

If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

Dude, your mom gave me an amzing ZJ this morning.
Whats a ZJ?
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

ZJ by pen island May 19, 2008

A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from the black and white girl i met at the bar.

ZJ by Carey Bundick March 27, 2008