schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

by BChewalski March 8, 2010

new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

new zealand

hey everyone leave new zealand alone, its a nice caring country that loves everyone. sure we may not be sophisticated or smart or diverse, but we make do with what we`ve got/. i myself am a plumber, my weekly pay packet is enough to feed my family of sheep and to buy a brush to keep the wool out of my eyes. i love new zealand. sometimes i stand on the west coast and cock my ear over towards them aussies to see if theyre talking about us lol but they never talk about us, i dont think theyre even aware that we exist. i love aussies. i wished i could hire a tug boat to tow new zealand across the tasman and join it onto the east coast of australia, then i`ll be able to sleep soundly at night knowing that i`m finally home. thankyou australia from the bottom of my heart.

please mrs helen clarke make new zealand an australian state.

by growingpains August 7, 2006

tom zealand

some one who is alot better than you at skateboarding

person one: did u beat that guy in that game of S.K.A.T.E

person 2: nah man that guy was a tom zealand

by ben........ December 16, 2008

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand

by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011