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Your Team

A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020
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MY TEAM YOUR TEAM

when walking down the street with a friend, and you see someone who is particularly interesting (hot, ugly, enormous, weird),
you shout out either "MY TEAM!" or "YOUR TEAM" before the other person has the chance. (if you have a good sense of humor, you normally shout out "MY TEAM" when you see someone out of the ordinary)
(man with purple pants, bright red shit, 12 piercings on his face alone, and blue hair walks by and you see is time to play MY TEAM YOUR TEAM)
"MY TEAM!"
"damnnit, you beat me"
by Yourllneverknow January 30, 2008
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It was YOUR team!

No it was YOUR team!
A retard "It was YOUR team!"

A different (but equally retarded) retard "No, it was YOUR team!"

A retard "Less freedom for the not-me's!"

The other retard "LESS FREEDOM... For the not-me's!"

Retard "No not- The YOU'S!"

The second retard "No YOU! You're the one!"

Retard "No you!"
by Hym Iam September 16, 2025
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did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.
Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
by average evolved monkey May 31, 2020
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Put the team on your back

One's will to carry the team, and not let any obstacle come in between.
I can't believe we were about to lose that tennis match. Way to put the team on your back and win it all!
by your friend greg May 7, 2011
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Putting the team on your back

To score a touchdown with a broken leg. Like Green Bay wide receiver Greg Jennings.
Dawg you gotta be putting the team on your back man, like Greg Jennings!
by f-ck you gumby February 27, 2011
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To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.
Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."
by Bear Bandit November 21, 2011
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