You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

You don't say

Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago

Fat man:Dude, I think I have become fat
Dude:You don't say

by cagedidiot August 31, 2013

Sweat, so you don't

There is an old saying in training elite combat troops - we make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

We make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021

You don’t want no smoke

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball

P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

by S4lutDude! December 28, 2009

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015