are you fucking my dog?

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

by davykid15 January 11, 2009

you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R August 9, 2016

you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021

You woke the wrong dog

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you

*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"

by Black T August 23, 2016

you must be on dog food

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack

Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007

you lie like a dog

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.

"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."

by notultra March 19, 2017