YOMANK

You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

YOMANK! That post is funny!

by DarkDan October 10, 2003

YopMail

One of the most vulnerable email services on the internet
Typically filled with spam and Canadian Pharmacy ads

Steve: Did you hear about that one YopMail breach?
Jenny: No, what was it?
Steve: Some fags signed their Tumblrs up using a YopMail account and now their shit is deleted
Jenny: Based

by Canuck Crusader July 19, 2019

yoman

1. a yoman is a he/she who is rude ;
Or
2. A guy gets bullied often;

1)he's such a yoman!
2)these people shouldn't be bulying this yoman :(

by peko March 21, 2021

yosmanny

A real nigga

Girl:I need a man
Yosmanny:you need a real Nigga😒

by BigRompetoto October 16, 2022

Yohman

noun.
1) something that Steve Yohman would do/say
2) something really stupid relating to a person

Bill pulled a Yohman by tripping over the crack in the sidewalk.

by Matt Robenolt December 30, 2004

yoman brunson

Yoman Brunson is one of the coolest people in the word. He is an awesome friend, great athlete, amazing cook, aspiring politician, and a champion dart player. If you ever encounter Yoman Brunson challenge him to a game of darts and bask in his victory dance. Yoman Brunson is a top cook who makes the best chimi chury on the planet along with his famous biscuits and chicken mmm mmm. Yoman Brunson is also good a making kimchi and has a vast knowledge of korean culture and spirits. Yoman Brunson is a very dependable friend and a good uncle "Yoda".

That yoman brunson sure knows how to do the shuffle

by kimchiqueen November 15, 2011

yomann

A super gay guy who is friends with all the girls. They only like him because they want a “gay best friend.” Always an asian little monk: short and yellow.

Boy 1: “I wish Malissa would date me.”
Boy 2: “ Just be friends with Yomann, she loves him.”

by DickPick123 November 8, 2019