Yonks

An extrememly long time. (noun)

Dude, I haven't spoken to you in yonks!

by HLNT October 19, 2004

Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.

1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."

by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

Yonk

A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.

Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.

I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.

Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!

by broski62726618 November 30, 2018

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Yonk

someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid

nivid is being such a yonk tonight

by swagabelly March 17, 2022

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

yonks

Many years. Ages.

I've been living in New York for yonks now

by Mark D Smith January 6, 2004