Yoked 

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

Yoked by morgizz October 11, 2010

YOKED 

EQUALLYOKED
DEFINITION: v. Equallyoked means that a person who couples up and bonds with another is of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status n. Liberalists maintain that it means sharing the same spirit.
Pronunciation: e’ quol-lee yook’d
Etymology: Equally (of sameness); yoked (bonded together as a team).

EXAMPLE: An example of being equallyoked would be; when a couple share the same spirit and also are two divorcees about the same age, both without children, date and marry one another-and as a couple are both; white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancestors are from quite close areas of Europe.

YOKED by ijohn4v8 April 18, 2012

Yoked 

Tired

Drunk
Happy

Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.

I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!

Yoked by ryryrocks November 26, 2019

yoked 

to steal


or to hurt someone

that nigga just yoked my books!

or

im bout to yoke this nigga in front of his girl.

yoked by squid850 January 27, 2009

yoked 

To takeoff in the polevault with a bent top arm then the arm straightens out producing a violent jerk on the shoulder. The term was developed in the state of Oklahoma.

After he grabbed his shoulder in pain Steve knew he had gotten yoked at the takeoff.

yoked by Big Russ Dog February 2, 2010

yoked 

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

yoked by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

Yoked 

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

Yoked by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010