you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
by cockjacker March 02, 2023
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one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
by R.E.D.G December 30, 2020
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why wont you go home

something thats really fun to scream at people. its funny watching there reactions
some guy walks by, and u scream really scary like why wont you go home!
by angelo and nick August 10, 2006
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why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"
by K9123 August 16, 2024
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