A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.
This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)
This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)
Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.
by thebigrapose March 23, 2011
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(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
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A National Park in California, also a popular place for camping and rock climbing on routes such as El Captain and Half Dome.
by JediJeremy October 30, 2004
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You guys should check out Yosemite! Its one of the best places I've been to.
It's been three years since I've been to Yosemite. Honestly, can you just bring me back there now?!
It's been three years since I've been to Yosemite. Honestly, can you just bring me back there now?!
by yosemitesfo July 30, 2018
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by Cainwoof March 22, 2016
Get the Yosemite Scooter mug.the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.
by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008
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Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.
Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.
by JebTheWaffleman March 27, 2015
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