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yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
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Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**
by Wallace736 November 23, 2016
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Yer Da

Scottish for "your dad". A term used to describe any behaviour or mannerism resembling something a stereotypically bald, middle-aged, slightly racist, bit behind-the-times bloke like your dad would say or do.
Yer da wishes his team would hire Tim Sherwood because he's a "proper football bloke"

Yer da blacked up for Halloween last year

Yer da isn't racist but wonders why there isn't a White History Month if there's a Black History Month

Yer da voted Leave to "get our country back"

Yer da doesn't mind people being gay but wishes "it wasn't so in my face all the time"

Yer da hates tika-taka football. Wishes his team would play 4-4-2 more.

Yer da stopped watching Top Gear when Jeremy Clarkson left because "he was the one who said what we're all thinking"

Yer da thinks soldiers should get footballers' wages

Yer da wants Boris Johnson as prime minister

Yer da gets excited when the rugby world cup's on because "it's a real man's sport"

Yer da thinks wearing a poppy in November should be mandatory

Yer da's favourite karaoke song is Mr Blue Sky

Yer da wishes England would drop Daniel Sturridge and play someone who's "not afraid to get stuck in" like Troy Deeney

Yer da goes on holiday to Benidorm and spends the whole week getting sunburnt on his Union Jack towel

Yer da's seen every single Bond film several times. Watches them as aspiration.

Yer da hates goal music at the football and wishes all games went back to 3pm kick-off on Saturdays

Yer da's gotten a 3 back and sides and a trim on top for the last 30 years

Yer da occasionally watches porn on Channel 5 once yer maw's gone to bed

Yer da hates all modern music and wishes there were more proper bands about like Oasis
by areteees October 31, 2017
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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018
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Foos yer doos?

This is a doric phrase that comes from people who keep racing pigeons. The phrase means "Hows your pigeons?" the normal reply would be "Aye peckin aye peckin" which means "Always pecking, always pecking".
by bobo_phd February 18, 2009
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yer done

An interjection to be used when someone rambles incoherently, or is talking absolute nonsense.
(insert bs story here)and yer done.
by Glen W. August 30, 2005
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wheres yer da

A statement used when trying to find someone’s father.
Wee Jimmy:”WHERES YER DA

Matilda:”I don’t know
by Wee Jim June 25, 2022
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