The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016

Yardsale

In contact sports when a player is hit, checked or tackled by an opponent so hard the equipment from the player being hit fall off the player and spread all over the playing surface. Make the playing surface look like the front yard at a Garage or yard sale covered in used sporting equipment. The opposition will then yell "Yardsale" to complete the act.

"Did you see me yardsale that guy last quarter. His helmet landed 10 yards away."

by lax1355 March 18, 2010

Yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.

by Dudebro1 January 17, 2009

yardsale

To leave your possessions messily or haphazardly strewn about, in a manner resembling a yard sale.

Dude, your new housemate is a pig.

Yeah, my living room is a yardsale.

by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012

Yardsale

The act of getting so drunk you might as well wear a 50 cent sticker and sleep on the front lawn.

She has surpassed white girl wasted, that chicks completely yardsale'd.

by Meltron June 28, 2015

kenny Yardsale

An anxious, long, male member(penis) that provides extreme pleasure to the opposite sex.

The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.

B immediately dropped his pants in front of L revealing Kenny Yardsale. L immediately took hold of Kenny and began stroking him until he was sufficiently hard. L used her eager mouth on Kenny Yardsale until it became unbelievably stiff and ready to penetrate her moist, delicious vagina.

by Lisa L July 14, 2006

yardsale

to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

by pigshit66 August 9, 2010