ya mum

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum

by i could eat chocolate all night long April 28, 2003

ya mum

awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant

Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*
You: *awesome*

by nick santos March 08, 2005

Ya Mum

a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?"
"YA MUM"

"Yo fat mole"
"YA MUM"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"
"YA MUM"

"what were you doin last night?"
"YA MUM!"

by Bend Over June 09, 2004

ya mum

the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"

Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?

by mel November 16, 2003

ya mum

the answer to every thing in the world:

"your fat"
"ya mums fat"

"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"

"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:

Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"

ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!

ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!

ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!

ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!

ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate doing this its for the fucking example

by YA MUM LOVES IT December 10, 2004

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 07, 2020